i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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