brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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