I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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