An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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