Don't you send me to vm
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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