I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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