gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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