listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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