Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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