UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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