I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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