But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Found the puke drawer
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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