so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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