I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sober January is a disaster.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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