Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
They took my balls.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
