The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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