Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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