I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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