But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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