I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The struggles of a small town man whore
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
