He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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