Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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