Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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