Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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