The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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