Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
tell me about the fingering
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