actually, I'm a sock model
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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