Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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