I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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