i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
that's an acceptable place to lick
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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