Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
