Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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