I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Randomize
