I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she peed on how many people?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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