yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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