How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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