Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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