Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
wow bdsm is so cute
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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