It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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