She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
