I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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