i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
