Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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