so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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