There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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