There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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