Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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