I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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