Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
