im having a threesome with these popsicles
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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