Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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