Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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