then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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