dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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